Eye-Opener
0_0 I never noticed how often Francis decides he hates something... Intriguing. As far as his hatred of Ayn Rand (In response to a giant statue of Atlas if memory serves) you'd probably hate her too if you ever read Atlas Shrugged...
Well done easily navigable soundboard of a humorous nature... That said, not so much a joke as an observation, funny though it be.
Hates water too, >_<
~Poet